"Some things you don't do.
Among these are asking if you want a bigger penis, unsolicited"

Welcome to the 21 century... if you can hear me way back there in the 50s...

"There is no other area in life where this is considered socially acceptable."

BULL! A girl asked me last night while I was on break if she could help me 'make it bigger'... that was VERY socially acceptable! (I told her thanks, but my wife likes it just the way it is when she's not using it... we both got a good laugh outa that...)

If you get junk mail in your mail box, you throw it away... if there's a commercial you don't like on TV, you change the channel... if there's a radio add that bugs you, yo turn it down till you figure it's over...   Why do you need someone to do it FOR you on the internet?