We moved recently and I have a room that is solely for my books.Some work needed doing to a window in the room and a handyman was going round the house with me as we sorted out various little jobs worth doing. When we got to the book-lined room he looked round and asked;
"What do you call this room then?"
"The library" I said.
He arched his eyebrows, sucked in some air, blew it out and said;
"Oooohh! Don't tell 'em round 'ere as you've got a liiibrary!"

What a pleasure it is to be able to tell you on Mudcat;
"I'VE GOT A LIBRARY"
Now we know....we're not alone!