While Mister Timberlake has been an aspirant of the Temple's highest virtues for many years, it is important, in the interests of being up front, to emphasize that the Temple never required his support and never provided him any offer of employment. He is not currently enrolled in any of our Sensitive Touch Advanced Spiritual Training, and has not attended any Temple services for a number of years.

Brother Tactile Underwire
Director of Haptic Maneuvers and Sensibilities
Temple of the Golden Globes