Maybe a little more football and a little less hype?

I turned the TV off before the game ever started because I got tired of the build-up. It's just a football game, for chrissake. It's not even particularly good football.

Canadian football! That's where it's at, man. A wider field, only three chances to make a first down, one more man on the field per side, and only 20 seconds allowed between plays, unlike American football which allows 45 seconds of farting around. Oh, and less money involved to screw things up even more.