You spend your entire childhood learning to keep your panties out of your behind and now it's considered fashion. What is this world ... WHAT? Rick, Roger and MMario ALL want to join us in the smoothie pit? Well... just remember, it IS an equal thong opportunity pit...

Kat, I"m thinking some more strawberries would enhance this color scheme, don't you think? The green is a bit, mmm, unhealthy looking on all this thong-bedecked flesh...