.....or as Les Barker said, good health is just a slower way to die...
Can I come in? I have neuralgia pains on the side of my face from wearing new glasses that don't fit properly. I could do with an adjustment - that gin there will do nicely. Good for the mouth ulcers too, and my sore back.
I expect Kendall might be in soon, now that he's out of that hospital.