Why do those nurses always wake me up to give me a sleeping pill?
This being a mixed ward, and purely because bed space is limited, I have magnanimously agreed to share with Liz.
I have also tucked Jimmyt in & kissed him goodnight. That way he will be watching me all night and won't get a wink of sleep.
Has Giok (I won't bother to spell out his new full name because otherwise it would take up too much room and space IS limited) come in for a Bagpipectomy? If he has, may I suggest that keyhole surgery is not the way to go. Far better to remove it the way it came in. No exit wounds or scars to worry about, tho he may walk funny for a few weeks!
Chins up, tongues out. Here comes the gin dispencer.