I did have some of those poetic ones, but I deleted them. Will Nigerian scam letters do? I have a collection of those.

Forgive my indignation
if this message comes to you
as a surprise and if it might
offend you without your
prior consent and writing
through this channel.

I am KENNETH SAVIMBI,
The Chairman,Contract Awarding
Committee of the ECONOMIC
COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN
STATES(ECOWAS)with
Headquarters in Lome,Togo.

I got your information in a
business directory from the
Togolaise Chamber of Commerce
and Industries when I was searching
for a reliable,honest and trustworthy
person to entrust this business with.

I was simply inspired and
motivated to pick your
contact from the many names
and lists in the directory.

After discussing my view and
your profile with my colleagues,
they were very much satisfied
and decided to contact you
immediately for this mutual
business relationship.

We wish to transfer the sum of
USD11,000,000.00(Eleven Million United
States Dollars only.)into your
personal or company`s bank account.



Nah, seems to lack a certain je ne sais quoi...........