There I was, just drinkin' Ripple,
Watching sports and Janet's nipple;
I reached and touched the line of scrimmage,
Her tit was flat as was the image.

From this we learn that what you see,
May not be what is on TV;
The breast we saw has grown in size
As have the groans of all the guys.

In parting let me make things clear,
I do not like your music dear;
And neither do I care a bit
About your nipple or your tit.