I see no one has mentioned MWAHAHAHahahahahahahaha.

You're inviting me to rant? Are you sure? Okay, twist my arm. I am going to throttle the next inept office person who comes to me with some ridiculous computer problem that even a retarded monkey could figure out. I don't have all day to show people who should know better how to switch from Portrait to Landscape, or remind them that all their office documents are accessible on the main server, so I don't need to e-mail them a copy of anything! It's all right there!

Thanks for your time.