We used to do two songs in the sixties that were a giggle; Obladi Oblada you just left out words:

Desmond has a **** in the market place
Mollie is the **** in the band
Desmond says to Mollie, "Girl I like your ***"
And Mollie says this as she takes him by the ***

and the second was Perry Como's Magic Moments:

I'll never forget
The dirty old get
That slashed on me flowers
The night of the dance
You khakied your pants
The smell was atrocious
A touch of your crutch
Well thanks very much
It's simply delicious ... etc.

Infantile really ... ;o)