Shoot, Mid, that's danged near every 4WD Suv or truck made. They upped the GVW on 'um so you canget the tax breaks... My brother bought one. A 2004 Ford truck with a friggin' stinky diesel motor in it. You can smell it for miles around... And I'm at my dining room table pouring over receipts and doing this Scedule X or another and trying to figgure out where Iz gonna come up with another $1600 to give to the government so it can give it to my brother to stink up the neighborhood???

And thankee, Teresa, fir them kind words. When I first started coming 'round this joint there were lots o' folks saying nice stuff about what I had to say but then these folks all got together and took a vote and when the balloting was tabulated, dimpled chads and all, ol' Bobert was sent to spend 500 years in Mudcat pergatory. Well, I don't care. Shoot, about 498 years from now these folks is gonna be purdy danged sorry!!!!

Shoot, don't take a weatherman to tell ya which way the wind blows...

Now fir my last rant, what is it about airplanes. They is filled with germs. I went down to Memphis last week fir the IBC (International Blues Challenge) and like two days after gettin' back I got a sore throat and a cough and worser yet, I'm 'sposed to play tomorrow night night and open fir my main man, Sparky Rucker... Now that really sucks... Heck, if they can keep the Terrorists off the planes, why the heck can't they keep bad germs off 'um??? Answer me that one..

As fir Polly Morphorse.... Don't even ask.... Lets just say that she don't want totalk to no body about nuthin'.... Unless, of course, its on some danged psychatrist couch... Then it's watch the heck out 'cause once you get that ol' gal talkin' she'll tell evrything she knows....

That's my story and until someone comes forth with photographic eveidence to the contrary, Iz sticken......

Bobert