"Well you may see me tonight
with an illegal smile
don't cost very much
but it lasts a long while

Please tell the band
I didn't kill anyone
Jus' tryin' to
have me some fun..."

Well danged, Amos. When I first came 'round this joint seemed like folks liked me rilin' 'um up and then it was like "Bobert, chill".

Yeah, I got messages from Joe Offer tellin' me that I had used up my quota of "Rilin' up" threads so the "new and Improved" Bobert went months without startin' no "riling up threads" and, well, that didn't seem to make no one happy either. Well danged. (Hey, this is a ranting thread, ain't it?)

So recently I can't get a rise out of none of the old timers. They just go "yawn". Little Hawk, you (Amos), Kat, Spawzer, even my buddt DougieR. Yawn, yawn, yawn.... Now that gripes me worser than the SUV thing....

Achhh, who cares, dang it? Tweed toad me that you folks is a bunch of city folks when I can over here and so like, hey, that's the way it is. Ain't sposed to rile no city folks up, no sir...

Speakin' of city folk, how about, ahhh, turn signals. Them folks don't use 'um. Me and the Wse Ginny Slide Rule has figgured that, seein as them city folks ain't gonna use them turn signals, if you didn't have to install ''um in the new cars sld in the cities that it would save the country approximately $23B. Now that ain't exactly chump change and would fully fund the "No Child Left Behind" program that Mr. Bush hasn't found the time to put his name on the bottom of the checks fir....

Bobert

p.s. I know Mudact pergatory when I see it....