Micca/Walrus

As you were dressing on the morning after
I watched your titties and I roared with laughter
- Oh how the left one swings - the foolish things . . . .



I have heard naughty persons spoil "Pleasant and Delightful" with various modifications and additions:-

It was pleasant and delightful one midsummer's morn
When the fields and the meadows were all covered in corn
And the blackbirds and thrushes sang on every green spray
And the sharks they played melodeons at the bottom of the bay.

A sailor and his true love were a'walking one day
Said the sailor to his truelove I am bound far away
I am bound for the East Indies where the load cannons roar (Tiger imitations)
I must go and leave my Nancy, she's a di-ir-ty old whore

Then the ring from off her finger she instantly drew (- POP)
Saying, Take this my dearest William and the finger came too
And whilst he stood embracing her tears from her eyes fell
Saying, May I go along with you, o no, my love, like hell !

So it's fare thee well my Nancy, I can no longer stay
For the topsail is hoisted and the anchor is weighed (- Twenty Tons)
And the ship lies awaiting for the next flowing tide (- Puking noises)
And if ever I return again, keep your legs open wide !