Thomas,

Your Own Words:
(my comments in brackets)
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I've got the social skills of an idiot, because I am one...
(I'll agree with that)
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I've got a sense of humour that is unpredictable and spontanious, ..
(whoever told you that was kidding)
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I come across as though my head is vacant...
(Hardly, but you must inculcate humor in the vacant areas)
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At work, I do amazing feats, and I talk about it freely... to myself......
(Perhaps therapy would help that)
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I'm seen as judgemental...
(Got that right)
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Now Thomas, what do you mean by my track record? Glad to tell you anything if it will help you. Mickey191