We've forgotten the greatest of them all.
All I need to say is "Oh Dear What can the matter be, three old ladies got locked in a lavatory!" (Well, some people sing seven, but I think that's overdoing it.)

Many years ago, I heard a version of Mary had a little lamb with the chorus, "Hurrah for Mary, hurrah for the lamb! hurrah for the Finnegan boys who did not give a damn and every where that Mary went the lamb was sure to go! Shouting the battle cry of freedom"

The last verse went, "And as the teacher took it out, lead it out, pushed it out, and as the teacher forced it out, it ppplllllffft upon the school.