Dave - would I do a thing like that! I told him that if he behaved he might be allowed into the recovery ward but it looks like he's still being a naughty boy. Anyway, from what has been posted do you really want him wandering up and down saying Quack every so often. That would turn everyone to drink - oh, I forgot - they've already got there!

Have you got those hands nice and warm yet? Then sort out Linda's back for her, there's a good boy.