Just found this ode, one of the ODD JOB series by Jack Warner

THE MAN WHO FANS THE FEMALES
by Jack Warner

Another chap was very keen to learn about first aid
They taught him to roll bandages, and just how splints were made
But all his bandages rolled off, his splints they splintered too,
But now at last they've found a job that he can really do:

He's the man who fans the females when they've fainted
He's the fainting females fanner is friend Fred.
And he makes such gentle breezes,
Like a sparrow when it sneezes,
That his fame at fanning females far has spread.

Now our Fred has found he's got a female fan-mail
And a fan called Freckled Fran he's made his bride
He picked her for her figure
Cause she's twenty stone or bigger,
For to fan his fat fan Fran fills Fred with pride.