I think it's time for you to be afraid, Bee-dubya-accordion-hater.

Do you watch any television these days? Accordions are everywhere. Almost all television commercials have them playing in the background now, and quite a few television shows have them in the background as well. And, of course, the accordion is already well established as a folk instrument. It's only a matter of time before we accordionists TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

...and then we'll make whatever measly instruments you play illegal... muahahahahah...