My wife never gets those kinds of stories exactly right. It wasn't handcuffs. It was duct tape. They duct taped my legs and torso to the chair leaving my arms and hands free.

In fact, rumor of this particular duct taping quickly spread through the musical grapevine until it was heard by Deb aka "Blueslady" over at Tweed's Blues who promptly adopted it as an appropriate means of punishment for various musical and non-musical infractions such as harboring the belief that Eric Clapton is a blues guitarist.

Glad you enjoyed your trip, Rap.