I always thought the teacher looked liked Potter from Please Sir!

And I wanted real Numbskulls in my head, I wanted them to prop my eyes up with matchsticks from the inside.

And the hedonistic pleasure of a Beano Annual on Christmas morning.

Minnie the Minx, Pansy Potter, Keyhole Kate..they are all merging into one now, and Billy the Whizz,and and and and.............

Could never get along with the story about a colonel/seargeant/major/some sort of soldier....the page always looked awash with khaki and I think it took up the centre pages, maybe it was The Beezer though,the broadsheet of the day.