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Thread #67057   Message #1118430
Posted By: Peace
18-Feb-04 - 10:50 AM
Thread Name: BS: grenade in the glove box. Dumb American
Subject: RE: BS: grenade in the glove box. Dumb American
You people are missing the big picture, here. Everyone's hung up on the grenade. That's a red herring (no, not a fish, a misleading piece of evidence to distract the unwary from the true intent of her nefarious scheme). She was smuggling--no, not weapons, VEHICLES and ART. The grenade was a paper weight, nothing more. Get it together, 'catters. God, this is embarrassing. The map was a stolen Picasso. She got away with it because everyone focused on the grenade. Do I really have to explain this to intelligent people? The border guard was Canadian. Canadians would mistake the grenade for a fishing tool; in fact, they work very well when ya forget the fishing gear at home. That woman was brilliant. She should be nominated for something. I gotta go now. Need my meds.