Hello, hello, hello
Doctor Chaos is making his rounds in his motorized pillcart with the goose horn and noddy dog on the back.
In his Doctors smock over scrubs, huge cigar, bushy eyebrows, bushy mustache and circle glasses bent over and chasing the nurse out of the ward.
I've got to make rounds to pay for my malpractice suit. A lady came to see me and said "Doctor I seem to have gained a little weight". I sent her home with some horse pills. She came back and said they gave her the trots. Another woman came to see me and said "Doctor I seem to be gaining a lot of weight." I sent her home with some diet pills. She came back a month later and said that she'd gone to a bank to open a new account and came back with twin baby boys, doctor what do you think of that? I said what a great bank, I usually only get a toaster. At the trial the judge looked at me and said "do you know anything about medicine?" I said no, but if you hum a few bars I'll fake it. He looked back and said "What must your parents think about you?" I said Judge I'm just a Doctor if you want to know what they're thinking you should ask a psychiatrist. If this trial goes on any longer I'm just going to have to take the fifth, and speaking of fifths, don't mind if I do! If you need me I'll be in the babery checking on the nurses, I mean in the nursery checking on the babies of course. Just squeeze the duck and I'll know its for me!