I can see an adult children's book coming on:   Once upon a time, there was a land made of electricity, and roads of magic wires that connected everybody's hearts together. No, it wasn't Intensive-Care-Unitland; it was Internet Possibilityland. There was a Hero named Rickfielding and a powerful sorcerer named Paulmills, who could make it so those roads glowed.

And while we're talking about connections, those two one-syllable cuss words turned into one two-syllable one is something I've also picked up from him.
Finding Rick was a wondrous thing
Destiny? I call it luck!
I've learned some theory, scales and chords,
And I've learned how to say

Oops, sorry - got disconnected.