My goodness. I caught a guy with a lab capable of making forty pounds of methamphetamine, and we had video of his 8 and 9 year old kids helping him move boxes of pseudoephedrine pills, and he only got ten years.

But whoever made that poster knows somebody who got twenty-five for moving fifty tablets of oxycontin? It must be true, it's on the internet.

Hakman's stuffing mustard up y'alls' asses.