Then there's the "adult" version I do:

Puff the stupid dragon lived by the sea
And carried skin diseases, including leprosy

Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and sealing wax
And other worthless shit...


Puff the stupid dragon lived on a shelf
And nobody would play with him
So he played with him ....

Ohps. Sorry. Hope I haven't offended anyone and ruined my reputation as a serious respector of sweet songs. As you can see, it's a work in progress...

WW