Private Room!
These ARE available, of course. But only for folk with double-barrelled names and large bank accounts.
The rest must suffer. Hence Nurse Ratched.
I, on the other hand, am available to all. A professional of the highest motives. A servant of mankind.
"Tis easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a camel, than it is to find a needle in a sewed up patient"
That will be $600.
NEXT!