I remember my Gran singing a chorus which went:-

Mary Anne she's after me,
Full of love she seems to be
My mother says 'It's plain to see she wants thee for her young man!'
Father said 'If this be true,
John my lad be thankful do,
There's one bigger fool in the world than you and thats Mary Anne!'

I think it probably had at least two verses, but I have no memory of them (I was only little!)
Anyone out there know it?

F.C