What 'rhoid, Bee-dubya-ell?

The morris dancers in question are your old buddies with the duct tape, buttoned up shirts, horn-rimmed glasses and the terrible sense of timing.

They needed some extra money to buy some bells, scarves, and sticks (the buttoned up shirts and horn-rimmed glasses don't have any 'morris cred', and other teams kept beating them senseless with their sticks), and I needed someone thick enough to do the job and not ask any questions.

What do you mean you don't know what kind of music they play? They play morris dance music. You ought to know, you played accompaniment for them on your guitar.