Nurse Ratched - "- and the smell of burnt leopardskin is not appealing. I'm coming." - so you do get turned on now and again.

I don't think that you'd find getting Limpit to clear up her room a mere domestic chore - in fact you might find you'd met your match in aforesaid female infant.

Alfred Annoyes - Do you really think that she'd do those things to me ?    Up in Soho those sort of services would cost a fortune. . . . . Dou you think that she'd dress up in black PVC while she was at it ?    Nurse - bring some tissues quickly !