Guru - think you call it 'meet on the ledge'

Hey - JB & George - what's this boasting about playing a gig at a nudist camp - I have reliable information that you bottled the gig

I'm especially miffed as I played a gig at Speilplatz last Summer and was sat at the top of the stairs facing all comers

I've never seen so many varieties of the human anatomy

Trouble is, I was boiling and didn't know whether it was polite to take me shirt off