MG, I got over Him, so can you. Here's a little something that helped me through the worst of my oh-no-its-Jesus complex. Might help you too. Here's how to use it:

First, dip your hands in a silver bowl full of clear water several times. (If you haven't a silver bowl, a silver toilet will do). Visualize all that rancid old Jesus-rancor being washed away. Know that it's gone!

Now sit comfortably in front of your computer, feet flat on the floor and legs uncrossed. Open the link I gave you, and contemplate the picture and caption deeply for several moments. Then close your eyes, open your mind and heart and gaze directly into your Third Eye. Illumination and true healing are sure to follow!

(Don't forget to breathe ... in for a count of four, out for a count of four, in for a count of four, out for a count of four, in for a ....)

If this doesn't work for you, try repeating the following over and over until it begins to sink in ...

Jesus was not constipated. He was consecrated.

And if THAT doesn't work, well .... I wash my hands of you too!