DtG: I think you are on to something, Glover AND Mel roar up in a hot car, guns blazing, Mel doing his Three Stooges act, then... to make it meaningful Kevin Kostner rides up on a white horse and Mel and Kevin get to battle it out for the "lone white savior" role, in the mean time, Jeasus morphs into Gov. Swartzenegger - as he readies himself to achive his Godhead, and says "I'll be back" at which time our old friend Captain Kirk swings down on the Enterprize, to deliver the returned CHrist as Alien to lift the dieing Swartzenegger from the cross, and hand him over to the EMS guys who rush him off to the ER, where the film is simulcast with the NBC show, ER... they save Christ, the Alien disapears, dark clowds stream over the sky and Moses, the former president of the National Rifle Association, intones... "What the HELL is going on here!" from the clowds above, at which time Jane Fonda begins to blast away at him from a V.C. anti aircraft battery.... Rambo swings in on a vine, grabs her about the middle jip (to make it a music thread see Bonny May) and she falls in love with him ... until he catchs her in bed with Tarzan and CHeeta, in desperation he walks across Africa to wander in the desert, where he meets John the Baptist, played by Michael York, who baptises him, introduces him to Mel's father... who says he liked him in that film where he played the Nazi... they hug and cry... fade to a laughing flea and the end credits roll up...
Wow... what a film!
Cheers
Larry