GUEST,bong:

The post of Skipjack's that Wilfried linked to is intended to be read:
a) intelligently
b) with tongue in cheek
c) with a pinch of salt
d) in Stourport on Severn in the snow
e) all of the above

Alternatively we should forewarn the NHS of the anticipated increase in demand on the bank holiday Monday for organ transplants.

:0)