I've got the Mother Of Bullshit Blues

I'm sittin' here wonderin' what's a woman to do
she can't come up with bullshit for the likes of you.
So she starts a lttle rhyme that ain't goin' too far
and for all she knows it's going to end up in a bar.

Oh Baby- I got the blues
Oh baby I think I gotta choose
If I'm gonna take the path of being straight or go down in history for bullshit's sake.

I used to think that life was nothin' but pain
until I hitched a ride on the bullshit train.
My friends said I was nuts for hangin' around,
but I laughed all the way with the bullshit I found.

Oh Baby- I got the blues
Oh baby I think I gotta choose
If I'm gonna take the path of being straight or go down in history for bullshit's sake.

Now this story is simple if you want to hear it out,
the Mother of Bullshit, is what it's all about.
The few of us here, just can't let a good thing die,
'cuz' if we did, Oh- the kisses to Amos won't fly..

Oh Baby- I got the blues
Oh baby I think I gotta choose
If I'm gonna take the path of being straight or go down in history for bullshit's sake.