This is a story about a great bull.
His sexual life he has lived to the full.
A beast this divine is surely quite rare.
Oh, there's none in the land like the bull of Kildare.

CHORUS: Bull of Kildare, all the cows in the land love your horns, I swear.
Two mighty fine horns has the bull of Kildare.

In a faraway desert, there lived an oil sheik.
With a hundred young wives, sure the man was gone weak.
Now the wives were neglected, they demanded fair play,
So the sheik sent a call for the Bull of Kildare. CHORUS

Coming back from the desert, he passed through Belfast.
His hindquarters got caught up in a mighty bomb blast.
Now the bull is not full, that's the truth I declare,
And the cows have no use for the Bull of Kildare.


HOW'S THAT?

I'd say I'm missing a verse, but sure we're getting there aren't we?

And 'tis by Galleon, I'm fairly sure anyway

Good luck

Mj