Hey, dere Momma, don' be blue
I think I know just what's ailing you
The times get hard and the folks do too
And the rules and demands start to make you so blue
If you're getting tired of a heavy load
Ya needs to wash yore feet on the BS ro0ad!

Take the BS Road, yas, yas
Take the BS Road!
Nothing else can lighten up yore load
Like a long peaceful walk down the BS Road

IF your folks are yelling and your kids are mean
And your ole man's chasing after beauty queens
And your days are filled up with painful noise
And bitchy broads and unruly boys
Take the best solution I have ever knowed!

Take the BS Road, yas, yas
Take the BS Road!
Nothing else can lighten up yore load
Like a long peaceful walk down the BS Road!


Now good BS can surely be your friend
It picks you up when the hard types end
It takes you high and free and clear
An' it doesn't care if you're not from 'roun' here
It turns you back into a princess when you feel like a toad!



Take the BS Road, yas, yas
Take the BS Road!
Nothing else can lighten up yore load
Like a long peaceful walk down the BS Road!

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