Now Dave, that sounds interesting, I'm sure he'll be jealous when he hears me squeal with pain, and he's not the cause of it!

You're quite right Fib, I suppose we should pour oil on troubled waters.

Mind you that Oaklet is a bit of a piece isn't he? Pity he doesn't keep sheep.Mind you if I catch that Skipjack up to no good I'll emulsify him for good and all.

By the way, what's the Irish name for a dealer in Lard?

O'Leaginous.