What a lovely, unspoiled vista! You know what I'm thinking... there's just enough room between the crystal stream and the stone circle for a lively game of touch football! Alright, Alison, hike the ball on three... Mmario block for the count of 5, then look for a screen pass... Alice, go to the ancient monument, cut left and look for a long pass. If everybody's covered, I'll lateral to Catspaw- Spaw, can you run with a football in one hand and a glass of Jack Daniels in the other? Doug, block for Spaw, and watch out for Katlaughing, she'll trip you when the Ref's not looking. OK...on three... break!