Pst, Alison- wake up! Somebody left the door open and the inmates escaped. Here, I brought you a pint to get started. It's much better than coffee - no cafein, and loaded with bioflavinoids. Hmmmmm, good tasting too. Gee, I really like this place. Is it your secret trysting place? It's nice, but it's kinda hard (sorry, no pun intended) to get in the mood with all those people screaming and shouting and throwing that funny spheroid around and running into each other down among the stones. Hey, who's that gut (sorry, meant to type "guy") sporting around in a thong - oh, shite - somebody snapped his string - looks like they broke it - damn, hope he doesn't hurt anybody with that thing. He better hope nobody trys to tackle him and grabs a convenient handle. Hey - wanna skinny dip in the little pool in the stream. Then we could, well, you know, I mean, if you want, sneak up the little glen over there and pick some wild mountain thyme. What? Jeez, Alison, you never told me you were married, before. Uh, excuse me, will you? I think I just saw Bridie down by the stream. Oh, uh, say Hi! to yer old man for me.