So the nieghbors all tried these new, cream filled cakes and they all tasted a new mouth tingle and they proclaimed that if they had two hundred and twenty two more of those new cream filled cakes to do with whatever they chose to do with, that thier lives would be fullfilled and not a single thing on earth or the heavens could ever do harm to them , nor would they ever do harm to another again.
So upon the proclamation of this vow, they were suddenly transformed from their normal hum-drum existances into the most beautiful Flenturopalatorins that ever existed in the realm of the many spiecies that roamed the universe.
The Flenturopalatorins loved those Twinkies so much that they had a special Twinkie day in honor of their newly found gladiomorfeous extiacencialflactusumnorous existance. They fell down on their knees when ever Hostess was mentioned and they ate a Twinkie whenever they were in doubt of their gladiomorfeous extiacencialflactusumnorous existance.
The days were never dull after the discovery of the delicate, light, cream-filled cake.