Well, I'm back from the hospital having had the toes suitably mauled and in the care of my family's version of Nurse Ratched. Recovery Ward definitely needed with that Chardonnay IV!!!

Did you know how boring it can be to have to spend so much time off your feet (particularly when there aren't any noce male nurses or even nice males to distract the attention)? I'm almost getting to the point where I'd be happy to go back to work - nurse, bring me that IV QUICK!!!!!!