Believe me, I wish I was there! Is the Champers cooling nicely and the air heavy with mimosa?
Where am I in reality........wrapped up in a pair of cosy PJ's, staring at the instructions of my replacement toilet seat.And wondering what sort of tool undoes the bolts that holds the current one on, and if I have such a tool will I also develope Samson like strength to undo the said bolts.