Mae West: I told it to come see me, sometime!

Valley Girl: Like ya know, it was like really weird, ya know, but, well, it ah, let's see, uh.....what was the question?

Yankee: it couldn't get theyuh from heyuh, ayuh.

Andy Williams: to dream the impossible dream.

Senator (take yer pick): well, my learned colleague failed to approve the most efficient, tax-cutting bill of this century. This bill could've saved every American a ton of money and put a chicken in every pot. Now, due to my esteemed colleague's short-sighted policies, the chicken is free to cross the road, anytimne at all, while millions of our fellow Americans go to bed hungry, wondering why their elected officials have let them down. Come the next election, they will remember, I and my party did not want to let the chicken cross the road.

Buddha: to embrace suffering,(no chicken feed on the other side of the road); letting go of all wordly concerns. Knowing that suffering is a part of life; a path to spiritual nirvana.

Fundamentalist (NOI): to be sayuhved, Brother, to be sayuhved, in the bosom of our lord, for the light of our savior shines brightest on the right side of the road and our little brother, little Chicken Little, saw that light, praise be!

Basta!

kat