Hobbitwoman,
So I am lead to understand from my reading.
According to my other literature, were I a gnome they wouldn't even try to potty train me for another 80 years or so.
Good thing I'm human then!

Ladies, if plastic, batteries and chocolate can meet all your needs then I would be the first to wish you well on your solo flights. I would however ask that you not brand all of us males based on your, so far, bad experiences.

I guess I am truly a hopeless romantic in thinking that there is a perfect someone out there for each of us. I used to think mine was sitting in a rice paddy in China somewhere. So I'm a cynical hopeless romantic!