- Who are you?    A PIRATE LOOKS AT FORTY

- How do some people see you?    JUST AN OLD TRUTH TELLER

- How do you feel about yourself?    E ARE THE PEOPLE OUR PARENTS WARNED US ABOUT

- How do you feel about your ex?    SHE'S GOING OUT OF MY MIND & LEFT ME WITH A NAIL TO DRIVE

- How do you feel about your current mate/partner?    SMART WOMAN (IN A REAL SHORT SKIRT), THE PERFECT PARTNER

- Where do you want to be?    FLORIDAYS, I HAVE FOUND ME A HOME

- What do you want to be?    KING OF SOMEWHERE HOT

- How do you live?    GROWING OLDER BUT NOT UP

- How do you love?    DREAMSICLE

- If you had only one thing to say, what would it be?    IF THE PHONE DOESN'T RING IT'S ME


All Jimmy Buffett tunes . . .