You know, Jeri, I think the barbecue-flavored body lotion was one of the best inventions we've come up with. Killing two terns with one stone...Uh, stoning two ... oh, hell. Never mind.

'Spaw, honey, don't you think you'd be a little more comfortable if you'd just set yourself down here with your back to the door? There you go... just face the stage and don't pay any attention to what's going on back there. Look, it's Alice and Mmario and, oh... for heaven's sake ... I think they've gotten their eras mixed. She's all velvet and turn-of-the century, and he's ... well, turn of an entirely different century. But, my, don't they sound nice with that harmony???

Isn't that better, 'Spaw? Catspaw? Don't .... ah, geez. He's tweakin' again .... that damned door....