That shore proves a heap, don't it? Here's a quote from a letter _I_ got from your father, Rapaire:

"It is with great regret that I inform you that my son, whom I cherish most deeply, is given to flights -- not to say rhapsodies -- of imagination at times, and as such can be found drifting occasionally, unmoored and fancy-free beyond the edges of normal reality. In spite of this he is a fine upstanding citizen, and I will vote for him as soon as his campaign is clarified...

With best regards,

Asomodeus P. Moloch, Paternal Edifice
Genuine Paternity or Bust!!"

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