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Thread #52703 Message #1135081
Posted By: dick greenhaus
12-Mar-04 - 03:54 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Propane (spoof on 'Cocaine')
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: 'propane'--spoof on 'cocaine'
Puts me to mind of a Red Skelton story--
This sky-diver has jumped out of the plane, and his main chute failed to open. When he pulled the ring on hus back-up chute, nothing happened. As he was falling he saw another man zooming up at him from below. He yelled, "Do you know anything about parachutes?"
And the other man yelled back,
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"No! Do you know anything about Coleman stoves?"