I put my shlong into a some hole
To mark my lawn, my aceage fair
But shortly screamed and rose on high
And fell to earth, I knew not where!

Ground hogs are teasing, and some are pleasing
Their claws are sharp, their teeth are thick
But ground hogs fall into disrepute
When they nip the end off of your dick

There is a groundhog, lives in my lawn
And if I must try til I'm ninety three
His life will soon or later be gone
Revenge for what he's done to me.


Ah well, it's crude but I couldn't resist the image of some poor bastard trying to mark those tunnels without observing correct procedure...


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